According to John, Tesh, there are more bacteria in germs on the okay button at your ATM than on your toilet or any other nasty thing you can think of...knuckle that fucker for your own safety fu currs.....js..

Hope your new week is a great one lovers..

Bite me.

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening oh my gosh I love spring!!!

So many tiny dads in my town. I'm 6ft 1in and 180lbs and still often feel comically large in social situations/at school functions...I thought 6 feet was pretty much normal but in my town I'm a freakish sideshow giant daddy....somehow.

Those 20 somethings that bat they eyes at an old man might not be worth the life altering strife but they sure make a feller feel pretty good...

I can't possibly express how special all my friends and family here made me feel for my birthday...I really appreciate EVERY EFFORT; EVERY GIFT....thank you buddiez!!!

15 left on the bang if ya can thanks everybody!!!

One more HH coming up please and thank you all for a wonderful effort for me today. Appreciated a really nice and loving day with my girls. Thanks.

Bang me please!

Big bang reset at 730 please and thanks...

Stop back by for 7 and 9pm hh if you can please...I'll reset and everything when I get back from birthday dinner...thanks everyone for being fu.

Many thanks for another great birthday HH everyone!

Thanks for the bday love come back for 3.more HH please and thank you all...

Oldest on her way to show choir this morning; "Mommy does it seem like Daddy gets more antisocial every year?" Mommy; "No baby; daddy's always been antisocial; you've only begun noticing since you became social."

I've discovered over the last 24-36 hours that maybe I've reached the age where I need to be told what I want for my birthday?? How humiliating....

I decided 30 or so years later maaaaay be a bit too late to be proud to have her make it through her heart shaped box of chocolates from valentines without eating any myself...

We has hard and fast Birthday rules in this house and now I'm informed by the warden I'm not allowed to choose anything less than A#1 steakhouse for my birthday dinner and I'm kind of offended. If I want frozen pizza for my birthday dinner who are YOU to tell ME that's not good enough??? Birthday rules fucker. Frozen pizza if I WANT!!!

Smack my minirang please?

Sunday may not work out for me this year. Too much going on family health and activities. Another one landed in hospital today. 50 appears to be off to a roaring start...sounds selfish but should probably be grateful is wasn't me...