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daniel in the lions den's Status
I believe that I have noticed a significant increase in the number of likable blasts on my page over the last few days. At least until I get through the majority of them. If that's a thing you did and not just in my head; THANK YOU VERY MUCH SUPPORT and fubar.
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Omgooooooosh it's friday...yay.
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I get up 60 to 80 times a day. Some "working" folks I know ain't even do a quarter of that...interesting how a disabled mofo can still outwork you....without a disability check....js...
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Happy Thurstday...I'm always dehydrated and thirsty. Fun times. 4 bottles of water in and it ain't 8am...lol. Working my first diet dew now. Have a great day everyone!!!
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Being someone's preferred sex toy; when you've bought them hundreds of dollars of magical things we have "in the drawer;" is a bit humbling to be honest....thanks God I could be better than all of that electrical banana....wtaf...thanks be to God.
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I seriously have never craved KFC so hard in my whole life until we started trading buckets of drumsticks over here....lol...something about that damn bucket....
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"The spice MUST flow..."
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Omgosh!!! All.offended and covering her face bc I farted. "Like I wasnt farted on four times this morning before you woke up lover??" (I was...js..)
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So my mom's 2 face-lifts have me realizing I'll look like a dried up 1880's riding saddle that ain't been polished for a century EITHER freaking WAY....lmmfao...
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Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along!!!
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I should not have to miss others' blasts bc one MUPPET with 56 blasts running has me blocked and HALF of what pops up on my page ALL DAY is those 56 blasts...annoying AF....
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Explaining to my 12 year old she needs to pay attention when I speak bc I just gave her 17 reasons "Why not?"
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TsarCoughingGus silly name.change thoughts..
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...and I still have trouble that Mandy Parinkin was Inigo Montoya bc I watched Criminal Minds passionately and he looks nothing like his younger self. So foreign to me how some people change so much in such a short time...I guess my time is coming... *nervous laughs*
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Little things puzzle me. Like how could The Neverending Story II have a better Bastian AND a better story and still not be better than The Neverending Story??
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Sometimes you ain't need to be MVP....sometimes you just need your effort recognized. THANKS AGGS...appreciated. Thanks also to Anime Def and all my family that ran me....sorry I didn't get my likebacks; ratebacks; SL backs....it's the weekend aaaaand I had 100+ BB's to hit....lol. Have an awesome Sunday everybody. We earned it.
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Hope everybody had fun stormin the castle...
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Early. Late . Doesn't matter. They've decided aome.of us are NEVER getting another "RARE" calendar bling EVER AGAIN....kind of like the easter eggs a couple YEARS BACK...
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OmGOSH....QUIT LIKING ME IF YOU AIN'T LIKE ME FFS!!!
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Yeah...NO. Not doing it again for no prizes and no recognition. Bite me. Big banger SITTING OUT bc it's SCHTOOOPID to ask so much work from people and not reward them TOO!!!
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