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My lucky day AND a tube of Astroglide?? Happy friday the 13th fu currs!!!
1 daycomment
Astroglide is the best...for 40 years...lol.
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So the doc finally called me back after I hunted them down and said my baby has influenza B; could've afforded her Tamilflu LAST NIGHT if they'd have done their jobs with NO APPOLOGY....gonna be taking my kids to mommy's clinic; an hour out of our way from now on bc Children's clearly cares NOTHING about my children...wtaf asshats...
3 dayscomment
Still reeling over James VanDerBeek today. Thought he was older then me. Finding out he not is a real wake up call for all of us that need screenings and such. How sad so young....
3 dayscomment
No phone call and nothing in her chart online and they can't answer the phone or call a concerned parent back. THAT'S why sometimes it doesn't even pay to go to the damn doctor ffs...people...
3 dayscomment
Happy happy joy joy witches.....it's time to HUMP!
3 dayscomment
Prayers and love to every fubie thank you for all your helps....love you guys so much. Family spots available to trade with friends. Been trying not to say things that don't need said but it's hard when America is full of idiocy...still I'm trying...lol.
4 dayscomment
The number one thing that keeps me fighting is knowing somebody suffers more than I do. Knowing people deal with more pain than me. Knowing people shouldn't have to spend their whole lives suffering....I'm hopeful AI can at least solve PAIN.....I am intensely hopeful...people in pain for 3 decades and longer are intensely hopeful....
5 dayscomment
Hyvee Shells and Cheese box dinner; $2.99. Walmart Shells and Cheese box dinner $1.27...
5 dayscomment
My 12 year old confirms even fancy fresh AMERICANS wouldn't move to a foreign country and ECPECT THEM TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE......go figure....
6 dayscomment
Not at all remiss to have missed that superbowl tragedy...how sad. Is this still America or are we resigned to being MEXICO LIGHT....WTAF NFL...SUCK A DICK. DONE WITH SPANGLOAMERICAN BULLSHIT...ENGLISH IS NOT OUR SECONDARY LANGUAGE IDIOTS!!!
6 dayscomment
Ifn anybody needs a valentine for WC sent back just hit my shoutbox...open to anyone unhateful...always. Thanks fubies for all you do. I try every day.
6 dayscomment
A job where if she burns the place down; they will appologize to her for having made it so flammable.
Feb 7, 2026comment
Mom texted from Yuma again and mentioned her virtual church service for the 14th time. Makes me happy she is ok and having fun and mostly made me happy I'm not required to respond if you bring up church in every text so we are good...mom is happy and safe and wi BE ATTENDING VIRTUAL CHURCH IN YUMA ON SUNDAY WE WOULD REALLY ENJOY IT!?! Lmao...mom; me and God have an understanding and God is ok with us ignoring the idiocy and hypocrisy of church....wish you were HERE!!!
Feb 5, 2026comment
I think i just slept 3 hours without sweating thru my everything for the first time in several days so yay!
Feb 3, 2026comment
4's and 3's should get me to 90B for tuesday....thanks buddies I'll be busy liking stuffs...
Feb 3, 2026comment
My wife as I'm sweating thru my hoodie for the 4th time this afternoon; "are we having pork tonight?!?" Without once asking how I was feeling today.....typical.
Feb 2, 2026comment
Just zero consideration in my household....half hour chopping the onion and pickles and opening the tuna.....to find 2 teaspoons of Miracle Whip in the fridge. So now I get to wait at least 2 hours for the tuna salad or the Miracle Whip to be ready to use....yay 1am tuna salad sandwich. Yay me. Thanks FAMILY.
Feb 2, 2026comment
Still recovering; I think? Lol since Thursday has felt like 2 weeks at least but the fevers are subsiding slowly and getting my lungs cleared up is always a process but I'm pretty sure I'm on the mend thanks everyone for the valentine's for WC hope we all have a better week.
Feb 2, 2026comment
Is it time for a drink yet?
Feb 1, 2026comment
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