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Well apparently Miami beat the SEC...welcome to the Big10...that's what we dooooooo.....lol. Oh and TRUMP!!! Ohio State too...something else we like to dooooo....
Let me just say....the whole 4 hour BONER misnomer is false...I have had a 4 hour boner like 5 times this week and it still works fine....just saying....
To the woman putting a Trojan on her FOOT and comparing it to a man who says he needs a MAGNUM....you have a hundred bones in your FEET MADAM...there are no BONES IN A PENIS!!!
Like a couple pics while you are here if you have a second or 5....thanks everyone who washes dem buttonzz.....you ROCK!!!
I'm sorry not sorry....if they're that important....you should be making your own black eyed peas and not buying them from Cracker Barrel...ffs...outraged Americans....lmfao...
Not even kidding college football is about to lose me bc of the MONEY....JUST LIKE THE PROS DID...no way Nebraska deserved to be in that bowl game are you kidding me?? A 10 and 2 that had an argument to be in the playoffs and just bc we bring money and fans a 7 and 5 that was clearly outmatched and outclassed....embarrassing all the way around and congratulations Utah??? *shrugs*
Happy New Year buddiezzz....2025 is almost your memories. Enjoy your love; it's all there is that is worth having a lot of.....always truth. Sorry AND I love you? Lol...
Pretend I dont deserve.ONE MINUTE without a BOUNCER CHECK to complete my WC like normal folks fu currs....wtafff???
Really sorry to family I've been less attentive than usual and less active the last couple weeks. Christmas "prep and landing" was harder on this old boy this year. Being Mr. Mom has it's privileges but holidays ain't one....thanks everybody who sticks with me and my drunk mouth. Love you all and should be back to normal when the girls get back to school. Hope everyone's holiday was as loving as mine. God bless us all.
So I now have a phone; a tv; and a car that all claim to be smart. All 3 are dumb as a post. Catch up AI...humans are laughing at the superior intellect! ("With my dying breath I stab at thee!")
Well if 2 pounds of bacon and 2 batches of cinnamon rolls don't wake em up I guess if ya can't beat em join em..?? Gonna lay back down for a bit. Merry freskin Christmas...
Both girls REFUSED to.go see Santa. Now we are leaving out COOKIES!!! They have no gifts from Santa bc they both had clearly given up on him....now they say they just didn't want to get dressed up for Santa....FML...
Describing a sweater that belongs to my daughter; "It's dirty pink lamb!" Please contribute if you have a porno description any better than DIRTY PINK LAMB....
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