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Happy New Year buddiezzz....2025 is almost your memories. Enjoy your love; it's all there is that is worth having a lot of.....always truth. Sorry AND I love you? Lol...
2 dayscomment
Pretend I dont deserve.ONE MINUTE without a BOUNCER CHECK to complete my WC like normal folks fu currs....wtafff???
2 dayscomment
Really sorry to family I've been less attentive than usual and less active the last couple weeks. Christmas "prep and landing" was harder on this old boy this year. Being Mr. Mom has it's privileges but holidays ain't one....thanks everybody who sticks with me and my drunk mouth. Love you all and should be back to normal when the girls get back to school. Hope everyone's holiday was as loving as mine. God bless us all.
3 dayscomment
So I now have a phone; a tv; and a car that all claim to be smart. All 3 are dumb as a post. Catch up AI...humans are laughing at the superior intellect! ("With my dying breath I stab at thee!")
3 dayscomment
Well if 2 pounds of bacon and 2 batches of cinnamon rolls don't wake em up I guess if ya can't beat em join em..?? Gonna lay back down for a bit. Merry freskin Christmas...
5 dayscomment
Both girls REFUSED to.go see Santa. Now we are leaving out COOKIES!!! They have no gifts from Santa bc they both had clearly given up on him....now they say they just didn't want to get dressed up for Santa....FML...
5 dayscomment
Describing a sweater that belongs to my daughter; "It's dirty pink lamb!" Please contribute if you have a porno description any better than DIRTY PINK LAMB....
5 dayscomment
Smack daniel again please?
5 dayscomment
What do you do?? If you had an invite and no dinner plan for Christmas....and now your host is ailing and has begged off and you have no Christmas dinner for your family....what should be done to make things feel at least slightly special?!? Serious and straight forward.here please...I have 2 children who deserve something Christmas so if you have even a slight IDEA I would appreciate any comments....
6 dayscomment
Happy holiday week buddies. Prayers everyone feels safe and loved these last couple weeks of 25. God bless us all.
Dec 22, 2025comment
Just out of curiosity is anyone else here the proven and proud result of thier parents having only half a tube full of Delphyn's Contraceptive Foam one night in the mid-seventies??
Dec 21, 2025comment
A name from my past crept up to meet me today....an insult for the most part to be sure. Just regular bullshit buddiezzz....just what we DOOOOOOO....lol...
Dec 20, 2025comment
Case in point...just clicked the same bling about 67 times in order to LIKE IT...how sad when I've PAID for the PRIVILEGE...
Dec 20, 2025comment
Just impatiently waiting for bling to let me like it for a minute or two on each PAGE...no big deal...not like it costs MONEY to do this shite...
Dec 20, 2025comment
Only 88 billion to go...
Dec 20, 2025comment
Happy fry day...ima heating up my oils... Let's set our sights to some sizzlin fubies...seriously....js.
Dec 19, 2025comment
Don't forget fubies....the fu is reactive...if you ain't run bling you best be active if you wanna get rates and likes and superlikes.....you gotta give em too!!!
Dec 18, 2025comment
Holy holiday hullabaloo Batman.
Dec 18, 2025comment
The blings aren't ringing up at 60,000% since fu crashed...assumably why they won't show today's bonus structure on our pages right now...just fyi so you dont waste bling likes on regular points like I just did...
Dec 17, 2025comment
God bless us each and every one.
Dec 16, 2025comment
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