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To the woman putting a Trojan on her FOOT and comparing it to a man who says he needs a MAGNUM....you have a hundred bones in your FEET MADAM...there are no BONES IN A PENIS!!!
Like a couple pics while you are here if you have a second or 5....thanks everyone who washes dem buttonzz.....you ROCK!!!
I'm sorry not sorry....if they're that important....you should be making your own black eyed peas and not buying them from Cracker Barrel...ffs...outraged Americans....lmfao...
Not even kidding college football is about to lose me bc of the MONEY....JUST LIKE THE PROS DID...no way Nebraska deserved to be in that bowl game are you kidding me?? A 10 and 2 that had an argument to be in the playoffs and just bc we bring money and fans a 7 and 5 that was clearly outmatched and outclassed....embarrassing all the way around and congratulations Utah??? *shrugs*
Happy New Year buddiezzz....2025 is almost your memories. Enjoy your love; it's all there is that is worth having a lot of.....always truth. Sorry AND I love you? Lol...
Pretend I dont deserve.ONE MINUTE without a BOUNCER CHECK to complete my WC like normal folks fu currs....wtafff???
Really sorry to family I've been less attentive than usual and less active the last couple weeks. Christmas "prep and landing" was harder on this old boy this year. Being Mr. Mom has it's privileges but holidays ain't one....thanks everybody who sticks with me and my drunk mouth. Love you all and should be back to normal when the girls get back to school. Hope everyone's holiday was as loving as mine. God bless us all.
So I now have a phone; a tv; and a car that all claim to be smart. All 3 are dumb as a post. Catch up AI...humans are laughing at the superior intellect! ("With my dying breath I stab at thee!")
Well if 2 pounds of bacon and 2 batches of cinnamon rolls don't wake em up I guess if ya can't beat em join em..?? Gonna lay back down for a bit. Merry freskin Christmas...
Both girls REFUSED to.go see Santa. Now we are leaving out COOKIES!!! They have no gifts from Santa bc they both had clearly given up on him....now they say they just didn't want to get dressed up for Santa....FML...
Describing a sweater that belongs to my daughter; "It's dirty pink lamb!" Please contribute if you have a porno description any better than DIRTY PINK LAMB....
What do you do?? If you had an invite and no dinner plan for Christmas....and now your host is ailing and has begged off and you have no Christmas dinner for your family....what should be done to make things feel at least slightly special?!? Serious and straight forward.here please...I have 2 children who deserve something Christmas so if you have even a slight IDEA I would appreciate any comments....
Happy holiday week buddies. Prayers everyone feels safe and loved these last couple weeks of 25. God bless us all.
Just out of curiosity is anyone else here the proven and proud result of thier parents having only half a tube full of Delphyn's Contraceptive Foam one night in the mid-seventies??
A name from my past crept up to meet me today....an insult for the most part to be sure. Just regular bullshit buddiezzz....just what we DOOOOOOO....lol...
Case in point...just clicked the same bling about 67 times in order to LIKE IT...how sad when I've PAID for the PRIVILEGE...
Just impatiently waiting for bling to let me like it for a minute or two on each PAGE...no big deal...not like it costs MONEY to do this shite...
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