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Did I mention I has a "dingaling" made especially for me by my wife's family BEFORE we were family...daniel was THAT MUCH of a dingaling way back in high school?? It's one of my many treasured possessions....probably the least valuable to any normal folks bit.one of my most cherished things that doesn't have a heartbeat...
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That's a lot of.tongue...
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All that and it ain't 7am...yay me...
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Keep me down however you need to CHEATER...
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Wherever Grandpa is going for breakfast must be pretty hardy...keeping lunch until 1pm and all....dinner is still before 5 and ice cream before 6pm but kiddos on that hardy breakfast!!! Ffs...
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Lmfao...dayzz ago....lol...
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Happy humping. Hope you have a hard hammered hat trick. *hums*
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Sad asshat...like I don't know you check up on me on FALSE accounts...moron...check up on me a whole lot more....WHORE.
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No idea how you could be that stupid but I hope you at LEAST enjoy it....
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No...pleeeeease lete CLOSE AND OPEN THE APP 6 FREAKING TIMES TO GET IT RESET....yeah blingo is a flop...no explanations...no idea what the fuck you are THINKING when you can't keep the games you already had GOING....GOING!?!?!?
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If I was Frazier Roz would have been fired about 49 times..js. Shit producer that let way too much SLIP. "You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."
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Bang bang it's Tuesday and all she's gotta do is just give me that wink...her fever is probably gonna prevent that but you know....220...221....whatever it takes.
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Not at ALL a badass...and I suspect BARELY A BILLY...just more truth. Sorry??
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Not even a joke I have never been this long without a baller lottery win...wtaf cheaterzzz....no way I should ever be 5 days in...fucking sad how you cheat teyna get me to spend coin. Done with the bullshit....1927th?? No PROBLEM ASSHATS. DONE.
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That doesn't look anything like Owlett...lol. (reference P.J. Masks cartoon)
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Well I got halfway. That's most of what I'll say today. Hope there's a sale? Good luck everybody...
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"If you ain't got elegance you can never really carry it...off!"
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No hair (since 1998...by choice...no time for hair. Pair of $20 clippers gets me throughabout $1000 worth of haircuts which i alao ain'tgot time for...) and I just ain't care....lol.
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What?!? No credit.for the 75 times I hit the SPIN BUTTON on the SLUT MAXHINE AND IT DIDN'T DOOOOOO ANYTHING????
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Can't even spin the slot machine on demand...wtaf fubar...
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