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daniel in the lions den's Status
A job where if she burns the place down; they will appologize to her for having made it so flammable.
10 hrscomment
Mom texted from Yuma again and mentioned her virtual church service for the 14th time. Makes me happy she is ok and having fun and mostly made me happy I'm not required to respond if you bring up church in every text so we are good...mom is happy and safe and wi BE ATTENDING VIRTUAL CHURCH IN YUMA ON SUNDAY WE WOULD REALLY ENJOY IT!?! Lmao...mom; me and God have an understanding and God is ok with us ignoring the idiocy and hypocrisy of church....wish you were HERE!!!
2 dayscomment
I think i just slept 3 hours without sweating thru my everything for the first time in several days so yay!
4 dayscomment
4's and 3's should get me to 90B for tuesday....thanks buddies I'll be busy liking stuffs...
4 dayscomment
My wife as I'm sweating thru my hoodie for the 4th time this afternoon; "are we having pork tonight?!?" Without once asking how I was feeling today.....typical.
4 dayscomment
Just zero consideration in my household....half hour chopping the onion and pickles and opening the tuna.....to find 2 teaspoons of Miracle Whip in the fridge. So now I get to wait at least 2 hours for the tuna salad or the Miracle Whip to be ready to use....yay 1am tuna salad sandwich. Yay me. Thanks FAMILY.
4 dayscomment
Still recovering; I think? Lol since Thursday has felt like 2 weeks at least but the fevers are subsiding slowly and getting my lungs cleared up is always a process but I'm pretty sure I'm on the mend thanks everyone for the valentine's for WC hope we all have a better week.
5 dayscomment
Is it time for a drink yet?
6 dayscomment
More MANY months without a calendar bling only since the last time I bitched about it...go figure....
6 dayscomment
I'm not done bitching...just done thinking anyone actually listens.
6 dayscomment
Thank you AMC for a simple blingo card to complete my WC requirement!!!
Jan 31, 2026comment
So ridiculous. Can somebody make another easy blingo pleeeeease? So stupid takes.so long to find the damned bling the round is over so frustrating and stupid.
Jan 31, 2026comment
Boy howdy that full body cough tor a week or so really tunes up my abs...lol.
Jan 31, 2026comment
Cloris Leachman as the single worst grandma I ever saw on Malcolm in the Middle; extinguishing her cigarette on the pancakes he is EATING...lol. What a sad POS...and.compwr3d to that family even....makes you know why they are the way they are actually....lmfao...
Jan 31, 2026comment
Half million tokens PURCHASED ain't even get you HALFWAY...how sad.
Jan 30, 2026comment
Might have to give up and commit to something completly crazy...like going to the doctor.
Jan 29, 2026comment
It still sucks but thanks to the peeps that have made it DOABLE...ForeverYourFriend; Gabi...very much appreciated...
Jan 28, 2026comment
Surprising peeps since Valentine's Day; circa 1976....my due date.
Jan 28, 2026comment
"If the shoe don't fit than that ain't yo shoe!!!"
Jan 26, 2026comment
Blingo is like Chinese math ffs....wtaf fubar...
Jan 26, 2026comment
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