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Seems to me half off and exotic sales benefit fubar more than anything else I've seen....js facts again....when 30B can't net a top 500....JUST SAYIN...
5 hrscomment
Let see if I can get one bite...I never heard this one before...bad dad jokes #1047..."What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper??
1 daycomment
"One can not go against the word of God." -Dune
1 daycomment
"Let me me it quite clear that while I don't want you cooking anything in MY KITCHEN; I'm also gonna hold it against you that you didn't cook you children some dinner. What a sad ineffectual twatbag...
2 dayscomment
Did I mention I has a "dingaling" made especially for me by my wife's family BEFORE we were family...daniel was THAT MUCH of a dingaling way back in high school?? It's one of my many treasured possessions....probably the least valuable to any normal folks bit.one of my most cherished things that doesn't have a heartbeat...
3 dayscomment
That's a lot of.tongue...
3 dayscomment
All that and it ain't 7am...yay me...
3 dayscomment
Keep me down however you need to CHEATER...
3 dayscomment
Wherever Grandpa is going for breakfast must be pretty hardy...keeping lunch until 1pm and all....dinner is still before 5 and ice cream before 6pm but kiddos on that hardy breakfast!!! Ffs...
4 dayscomment
Lmfao...dayzz ago....lol...
4 dayscomment
Happy humping. Hope you have a hard hammered hat trick. *hums*
4 dayscomment
Sad asshat...like I don't know you check up on me on FALSE accounts...moron...check up on me a whole lot more....WHORE.
4 dayscomment
No idea how you could be that stupid but I hope you at LEAST enjoy it....
5 dayscomment
No...pleeeeease lete CLOSE AND OPEN THE APP 6 FREAKING TIMES TO GET IT RESET....yeah blingo is a flop...no explanations...no idea what the fuck you are THINKING when you can't keep the games you already had GOING....GOING!?!?!?
5 dayscomment
If I was Frazier Roz would have been fired about 49 times..js. Shit producer that let way too much SLIP. "You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."
5 dayscomment
Bang bang it's Tuesday and all she's gotta do is just give me that wink...her fever is probably gonna prevent that but you know....220...221....whatever it takes.
5 dayscomment
Not at ALL a badass...and I suspect BARELY A BILLY...just more truth. Sorry??
6 dayscomment
Not even a joke I have never been this long without a baller lottery win...wtaf cheaterzzz....no way I should ever be 5 days in...fucking sad how you cheat teyna get me to spend coin. Done with the bullshit....1927th?? No PROBLEM ASSHATS. DONE.
6 dayscomment
That doesn't look anything like Owlett...lol. (reference P.J. Masks cartoon)
Dec 6, 2025comment
Well I got halfway. That's most of what I'll say today. Hope there's a sale? Good luck everybody...
Dec 6, 2025comment
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