Skull pop....that's same as a donkey punch yeah?? =D Didja see that 20th anniversary gift bling? :o

Screw you spellcheck...lol...

So.after 30 years together and having NEVER liked tomato soup much tonight the wife gets offended I didn't want tomato soup with my grilled cheese. Jeez old age is sure fun....lmao.

God bless every fu. Yes...her too.

So watching a movie.....where the wife doesn't love him enough to not be hiding 125k in a private account....but DOES love him enough to offer up the same 125k for him not to be violated anally....people are shit in general...just bc daniel is the only one who shows his ass doesn't mean y'all ain't asses in your own way too...lmfao...

FLOORED to be 8th best reinvitor but also FLOORED you ain't even get any achievement or prize for that top 10 on a party? Sad sack bs...

Happy likefest fu currs....

Husker pride ain't even a THING anymore bc of how bad the Hiskers have SUCKED for so LONG....just truth....

I hope we won Friday Night Lights tonight because MY HUSKERS SURE SUCK ASS...

Yeah we ain't need to watch Huskers sucking Gopher cocks in the 4th quarter....way to rock it Husker bitches...way to GO!!!

Can't even keep up with GOPHERS....how fucking sad...

3 decades of Husker love unanswered by ANY HUSKERS....thanks....

Minnesota came to play and Nebraska DIDN'T...HOW SAD PISS POOR HUSKERS....I am tired of 3 decades rooting for a POS squad that AIN'T TRY FFS...

Dem Gophers need they head's chopped off SKERS; "GETERDONE!!!"

Y'all surely can't think i wanna be your fan or superlike you if you ain't let me play but....enjoy. No skin off my nose cause I really could care less...I do what I can. Always. Happy weekend lovers...

"I ain't wanna brag or nothin but I get more play than an Al Green record at a Louisiana fish fry...."

Having created many cuddle puddles in my day; Princess CuddlePuddle made me lol with her name change....several times now...lol.

Thanks for realigning my unlucky stars for me....lol. Spellcheck wanted me to say something else I guess....lmao. Reunion on Friday; LF on Saturday!!! Still cash poor til Friday...lol.

I'm so confused everyone with LF in they name and now somebody is tryna t4ade spots for the REUNION PARTY...when is LIKEFEST and just wtf is going on?? (Please and thank you?) "Beuller? ..... Beuller? .... Has anyone seen Ferris Beuller??"

Finally got my meatloaf on the table...dang chub refroze in the fridge musta stacked it too far back there or else it's time to turn the fridge up a click for fall...lol. Had to defrost while I mixed it...